It Was Just a Potato

Well, I'm not entirely sure what this post is specifically about. There's no deep metaphorical meaning that I can think of yet. Yet, being the key word. Maybe by the end of it I'll have something worked up, but for now I'm just going to think of this one as a story. I haven't been up to very much lately, just a lot of work, but I did move into the sorority dorm two Thursdays ago! I guess I'll start there.

The whole process of moving was quite an ordeal to begin with. Moving into a dorm is always a big pain in the rear, ya know? I never know if I have too much stuff (probably) or not enough stuff (doubtful) or if I should get some extra stuff before the move or if I should just wait and unpack to see what kind of stuff I need to get. If you know me at all, you know that the latter option is definitely my least favorite, due to my total lack of patience which has everything to do with my personality and nothing to do with my being from the north. AHEM.

Surprisingly enough, I didn't have hardly problems! Except for the one about all the stuff. I had a lot of stuff.

So I survive my first weekend in the dorm easily. A couple quick trips to Walmart and Target and we're good to go. With a cart full of healthy groceries including strawberries, turkey, baby spinach and last but not least potatoes, I was feeling so optimistic about my ability to easily cook a quick and healthy meal in our little kitchenette and eat with my sisters in the common room while we watch shark week and do crafts all night long. Living the sorority-girl life.

Well, then Monday night rolls along. Pasta and a baked potato sound SO good to me, regardless of the insane amount of carbs that meal would contain. Pasta was easy and silly little me thought the baked potato would be even easier. The obvious answer would be to make the baked potato in the microwave. So I set about  to do just that. I put the little (LITTLE being the key word here. It was a really small potato, perfect for my high-in-carbohydrates dinner for 1) potato in the microwave for like, uhm, 8 minutes? Maybe 10? That's definitely a good time for a potato in the microwave. I poked some holes in it with a fork, plopped it in a bowl, stuck it in the zapper and went about my merry way making pasta and hanging out.

8 minutes go by.

9.

Something smells weird. Kinda smokey. Like popcorn that's almost all the way burnt, but not quite. Who was making popcorn? It was definitely starting to burn. Whoever that was seriously needed to check on their popcorn.

10 minutes and my microwave timer goes off. The popcorn smoke had somehow made its way into my room. If whoever made that stupid popcorn didn't get it out of the microwave it was going to set the fire alarms off, and I had heard that they were very sensitive in the sorority dorms. No matter, I'll just get my potato out of the microwave. I open the microwave and all I can see in there is...

you guessed it.

smoke. a lot of smoke.

I turn to Bethany and hold up the tiny bowl full of smoking potato, I'm sure I looked super confused. And stupid. Of course she was on FaceTime with her mom, who also got to see the smoking potato.

"Uhh, gotta go mom! Bye!" was all I heard her say as the inevitable fire alarms started screaming. Leave it to me to do this not only on everyone's fifth day living in the building, but also on a night when my chapter adviser Kristi and her 4 year-old daughter are paying us a visit. Duh. Why wouldn't it be that way? So I guess I just dropped the hot potato and the bowl on the ground as our floor manager Katie and RA Emma are filing us down the stairs, out of the building..

Seriously. Is this real life? It was just a freaking potato!

So we get outside. Everyone in the whole Appleby East building. It was like 15 people which wasn't bad, but still. There was a 4 year-old there.

Whatever. And we're all standing out there waiting to see what's going to happen, everyone asking me what the heck I thought I was doing, trying to burn the place down? Did I hate it that much already? My answer of course was no, it was just a potato!! So then we hear the sirens. I'm expecting at least one fire truck and a couple firemen to come check it out. WRONG. Instead not one, not two, but THREE firetrucks and a fire department SUV come blazing down the road and into our parking lot where everyone's standing, grilling me about the potato.

The fire marshal? Deputy? I don't know, whoever was in the SUV gets out and wants to know whodunnit, and what the heck happened. I calmly explain to him that it was just a potato in the microwave, when I suddenly remember that my pasta and sauce are still cooking on the stove. Upon hearing this, the fire marshal dude looks at me like I'm an idiot (which at this point I guess I am) and tells all the other fireman to go on in there and check it out. I'm kinda just thinking that they're gonna walk up there and take a look around, then come back down and give us a quick lesson about fire safety. WRONG AGAIN. These guys pull out all the stops! They had on all their gear: oxygen tanks, helmets..everything. You name it, they had it on, like they were going to stop a class 5 forest fire.

Dying of embarrassment.

Well, all the firemen come back outside, shaking their heads like  some kind of dumb blonde just burnt a potato in the microwave, which makes me feel kinda bad for wasting their time because that's exactly what happen. They gave us the go ahead to go back inside and continue our night of arts, crafts and shark week. Of course we did just that, after opening every window possible and turning on every fan we had in an attempt to get rid of the burnt-potato smell.

Later that night as all of my sisters and I sat around our common room table and worked on our cutsie little crafts, I explained the situation and the odd smell to my sister Rachel, who fortunately missed the whole ordeal. Of course she's cracking up, when all of the sudden she looked at me and said,

"Why didn't you just press the potato button?"

The potato button. The gosh darn potato button. I grew up knowing how to cook, and I should have known that there was a potato button; It's purpose being specifically to tell the microwave to make a baked potato.


This whole ordeal hurt my pride so badly that I still haven't looked at my microwave to see if it even has a potato button. Because honestly, I just don't want to know.

So I guess here's the moral of the story, along with the deep metaphor: sometimes in life, something is going to seem a lot harder than it has to be. You're going to think very carefully about what you should do, and how it will turn out for you in the end, and it might be a very elaborate plan that requires extra time and quite possibly some unnecessary effort and some even more unnecessary consequences (like 3 firetrucks, lights a-flashin and everything). But before you rush into carrying out all of the plans for your problem, look to see if there's a more practical solution.



Always look to see if there's a potato button, because you might really get burned if you don't.

Stop Moving the Chairs

So, it's been a while since I've last posted. After the post about the flags I was kindly told that the confederate flag is a sign of southern pride which kinda makes sense to me. I'm not going to delete the post however, because this is supposed to be my journey. My blogging journey. Also, my laptop still won't connect to the Internet so I'm on break at the pool hurriedly typing this on my iPhone before I forget what I originally wanted to post about.

Today started like a normal day at the pool. I climbed up into the lifeguard stand and watched grown women fight over claiming chairs that they wouldn't even be sitting in consistently. All their stuff would though. A lady standing near the left of my stand got my attention. She had at least 3 blow up floats and like 4 bags full of stuff she probably wouldn't use today at the pool. Her 3 year old daughter ran circles around her as her mother began this conversation with me; her on the ground looking up at me expectantly, me up in the stand looking at the pool: 

"Excuse me?" She said. 

"Can I help you ma'am?" I replied. 

"Uhm, can I move these two chairs into the kiddie pool area?" 

Really? Benches line the inside of the kiddie pool 'enclosure' as I like to call it. It keeps the wild ones contained. 

"Well, we really don't like to have the chairs moved anywhere in the pool area," 8 chairs line each side of the recreation pool, "and there is already some seating available in the kiddie pool area. It's quite an inconvenience to have the chairs moved all over the pool deck, but I obviously can't stop you," I said that as the two women who were previously fightingover the chairs to my right moved them to the farthest corner of the pool deck, right next to two sets of bleachers we have set up (why can't they just sit in the bleachers? Plenty of room to set up camp...) "honestly from the perspective of a pool employee it's very inconsiderate to move the chairs and not return them to their place at the end of the day, which is always what happens." 

"Oh, right that makes sense. Okay!" 

I return my thoughts to the pool. Until I hear two chairs being dragged. The sound was coming from my left. 

 THIS LADY WAS MOVING THE CHAIRS I JUST TOLD HER TO KEEP STATIONARY.

Disbelief. Absolute disbelief.

I shook my head in an obviously annoyed manner and started thinking about these crazies who keep moving the chairs. 

Then I thought that each and every one of us is a crazy person who hypothetically, moves the chairs. I'm about to get metaphorical. Watch out. It made me think about what each of us does in our daily lives. We have been given a plan and a set of rules by God. He has the answer to everything we could possibly have questions about. But sometimes it seems, that even if He has told us not to "move the chairs" we still do it anyways, because its what we want to do. And along the way we make obnoxious sounds and complain about how hard it is to "move the chair" (when we really shouldn't be doing it anyways). At the end of our selfish journey, we realize that it's time to move on (or go home because the pool is closing) from our selfish way because it really didn't turn out to be right, and we leave a big mess for our faith and our own "Lifeguard" if you will, to clean up after us. How terrible it is that we don't listen, realize we're wrong for not listening and then allow someone else to clean up our mess, but how gracious He is to do so. What a revelation I had when I realized this. I really need to start listening when He is telling me to do something His way. But He is so patient, to constantly clean up after me when I don't. 

So, all of that being said, y'all stop moving your chairs, and I'll stop moving mine, too. And listen when the Lifeguard tells us what to do. He knows best. He even tells us so. 

"For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare^[a] and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

I'll try to post again soon. Thanks for reading again! 

-Hailey

Confessions of a Yankee Girl

This post requires a disclaimer. I knew that from the moment I decided to write about this...That all being said, I need you all to know that I LOVE living in the south. I really like it here in Alabama. People are so sweet and I think it's really cute when little kids have southern accents. I like the south. That is my disclaimer.

 With that in mind, on to the good stuff. Today I worked my waitressing job at Cracker Barrel. It was a pretty  normal Thursday. Plenty of people ordered the turkey and dressing for dinner tonight. Tasty. Nothing very unusual happened except for a 14 year old girl with braces told me that waitresses scare her (what....?) and I didn't receive a pile of loose change as a tip. My faith in humanity is slowly being restored. SLOWLY. So here's where this whole post comes together: I saw a man wearing suspenders. But not just any suspenders.

They were covered in small confederate flags.

I have seen women at the pool with "tramp stamp" confederate flags. I have seen men with large confederate flags tattooed on their very hairy backs. One man in particular featured skulls instead of stars in his rendition of the flag of the confederacy. Original.

I do not understand this phenomena. Here's why:

The Civil War has been over for 148 years. Meaning, the Confederte States of America have not been in exsistence since 148 years ago. 148!!! The confederacy wasn't even recognized as a separate entity by President Lincoln. But let's not get technical.

Let's talk about how the Union states (Yankees, you might call us) won the aforementioned Civil War. I hate to break it to y'all, but the south probably isn't going to rise again... But who am I kidding, you could probably 'like' a Facebook page and help your state of choice secede from the United States and then it could be the United States of America minus one...I don't know. I think with enough Facebook likes you can accomplish anything.

It simply does not make sense to me...

Like, I promise you're better off now, in 2013 with air conditioning and MOST of your teeth in your mouth, being part of a nation where you have access to dental care (you may or may not take advantage of this. I strongly encourage it) than in 1865 being part of a nation (can the confederacy even be referred to as a nation?) where the best air conditioning you can get is sitting in the shade and only the most necessary of the necessary teeth in your mouth? And no dental care for you to even ignore?!

Honestly, it will probably never make sense to me. And I'm okay with that.
Except I hope you're okay with the idea of me getting a tattoo of the Ohio flag. Which is actually the
only flag that is a pennant. Technically called a burgee. It's impressive, I know.

Okay, I'm finished. And I like I said in my silly little disclaimer at the beginning. I love living in the south. It's just that some things will probably never register with me. Like confederate flags and ignoring personal and dental hygiene.  Anyway, thanks for reading and keeping up with me! I'm sure you have better things to do but why not sit around and contemplate the little things with me?! Keep the feedback coming! I'll post again soon!

I Really Need to Invest in Some Bug-Spray

Well, here I am. After days, weeks, months and maybe even years of deciding whether or not to start a blog, I'm doing it! It doesn't really have a specific purpose right now. But that's the fun of it, right? I can just write what I feel and what I think (on the surface, I don't think that this will be one of those deep-thought, ponder-about-life kind of blogs..) Maybe I'll end up with the beginnings of a novel. Maybe it will seem more like a diary. Or maybe it'll become a comedy-hour kind of blog. It could quite possibly become all three. I don't really know. One thing I know for sure: it will be something. Like they say, journey is the destination. Think of this as a journey. My blogging journey? That I'm sharing with you? If there are any of you? Hope so.

I think when you start a blog, you're supposed to start with some kind of information about yourself. 

Hello. My name is Hailey and I've been clean for 3 months now. 

...

Just kidding. 


I'm actually a college student trying not to accumulate too many debts (yeah right) and working lots of jobs (3, at the moment) to keep myself busy. Some would call me a sorority girl. Some would call me a band geek. Some people for a while just called me "tuba girl." Others would refer to me as a Yankee (I think that just applies to y'all, my southerner friends..) And I believe I would rather not label myself. I think I'm a lot of things. Not saying that all of the above aren't true statements regarding my persona, just saying that I think I'm a lot more than that. I hate labels. Does that make me a hipster? 

So I'm sitting outside on my aunt and uncle's boat dock on Wilson Lake, here in Muscle Shoals, writing this blog, being EATEN ALIVE by mosquitoes, and also being kind of scared by the fish that keep jumping up and catching said mosquitoes. I'm really grateful for their assistance in the pest control department, but man do they freak me out! I'm worried that they're just going to jump right up onto the dock with me! Heeerre fishy, fishy! But really.... Since editing my profile I've acquired 4 new bug bites! Exciting! No pain, no gain, right? I just really hope people read this. Otherwise my mosquito bites were all for naught.  Regardless, I've quite enjoyed my time outside, writing and pretending to be a fabulous writer working on her newest novel. I secretly hope that's what the neighbors think of me if they happen to spy me out of their large lake-view windows. I've got to wrap it up though, because although the fish are helpful with the mosquito problem (kind of), they really aren't doing much for the fact that some people across this slew of the lake have a donkey as a guard dog, and right now just seems like the perfect time for him to practice his singing. It's giving me quite the headache. With that being said, I really need to invest in some bug-spray and get inside where I can't hear donkeydog. 


Thanks for reading, I hope to post more soon. maybe every week? I'll think about it. Ya'll come back now, ya hear??

-Hailey